"What happened deep in this sleeplessness I don’t know, I just can’t get it away from myself. When I get back on my feet I’ll blow this open wide and carry me home in good health"
talk dirty to me
"There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them."
I love u plastic worm bike man
i believe in hate at first sight
I NEED TO EDIT THIS GIF AND MAKE IT SAY SHERKURNDA
Daniel Radcliffe by Matthew Lyn for Sharp Magazine
literally the most important show you’ll ever watch
remember when britney did the nazi salute on national television
I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol
"Alright mam, your total will be $10,579.49"
*slides selfie over the counter*
This shit is Denied it aint worth nothing
my bad i accidentally gave u my pocket mirror
houses + elements